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13 Reason to Support to the
Harley Hahn Web Site


As you may know, this is a non-commercial Web site with no advertisements. Thus, it helps a lot if you could make a donation to support the site.

I am sure this makes sense to you. Nevertheless, if you are like me, you will want a good reason before deciding to donate.

Here are 13.

1. Your mother would want you to.

2. A long-term study at a major university found that the overall satisfaction couples derived from their relationships was directly proportional to the amount of money they donated to The Harley Hahn Web Site.

3. Once you donate, even a small amount, everyone you know will ask for your advice and treat you with respect.

4. On various holidays — such as St. Swithin's Day and Donald Duck's birthday — selected supermarkets will give a discount to anyone who can prove he or she has donated.

5. One man had a chance to donate, but he didn't. Within days, his life was exposed as a hollow, meaningless sham.

6. The ancient Chinese believed that in years that end with "24", it is bad luck to not donate to The Harley Hahn Web Site. (This may or may not be true, but why take chances?)

7. If you are a young man in college or high school, as soon as girls find out you have donated, they will want to help you with your homework and bake you cookies.

8. The ancient Greeks did not have access to The Harley Hahn Web Site, and look where they are today.

9. If everyone who donated got a free T-shirt, you would look great in yours.

10. The next time your parents wonder out loud if you are wasting your life, you will be able to prove them wrong.

11. If you are speeding and you are stopped by a policeman and you tell him you support this Web site, he will most likely let you off with a warning.

12. Once you make a donation, certain primitive cultures (as well as parts of Texas) will recognize you as a god.

13. If all the people who have donated to The Harley Hahn Web Site were laid end to end, they would be very surprised.

Is it all starting to make sense? If so, just click the link below, which will take you to Paypal so you can make a donation.

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Thank you very much.